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"The best years of our lives," somebody lied. Tell us the funniest thing that ever happened at school.

(, Thu 29 Jan 2009, 12:19)
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An old story of mine but it bears repeating.
The Swimming Gala at Upper School.
In which various pimply herberts competed for glory in the piss infested, nadger reducing over chlorinated puddle that was Sudbury Upper School's pool.

Anyway, we would have been around 15.
I was too piss poor a swimmer to be let near the events but my mate Eddie, who was a fine adept of the back stroke, was.

The pattern would go that the girl's event would take place, followed by the boys event of the same 'class'

Most of the lads competing had, in view of the fact that it was the one time in the year you'd get to see the girls out of their shapeless uniforms wisely opted to wear swimming cossies in the 'baggy shorts'. Not Ed.
He was wearing skin tight Speedo's.
So the whole YEAR could see his erection straining at his speedos.

The backstroke event started.
Then had to be restarted as all competitors bar one had collapsed(or would have done, had they not been being supported by the water of the pool) laughing at some wag shouting 'that's not fair Eddie's using a rudder!'

Even to this day, getting on for 20 years later he still is occasionally addressed as Rudder.
But only WELL out of his earshot.
(, Thu 29 Jan 2009, 16:14, 4 replies)
copy the text into your entry rather than a link
it'll get more clicks and that is a fucking brilliant story and nickname
(, Thu 29 Jan 2009, 16:16, closed)
Done and DONE.
The spelling is also now tidied up and I've edited it slight so it reads better.
(, Thu 29 Jan 2009, 16:18, closed)
A lad I knew went swimming wearng a jonnie for some reason, it floated off.
David Raper was his name. Still looks like a mong www.rapporttechnical.com/key_personnel.html#
(, Thu 29 Jan 2009, 16:26, closed)
you want to work for the rapers?
(, Thu 29 Jan 2009, 16:39, closed)

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