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"The best years of our lives," somebody lied. Tell us the funniest thing that ever happened at school.

(, Thu 29 Jan 2009, 12:19)
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Year 9 (13 - 14 year olds) sex education/science class. The very earnest and open teacher was taking all questions without fear or favor.

One young innocent sweet looking thing, we shall call her Debbie for that was her name, raised her hand to ask.

"why does sperm taste salty?"

to which our teacher replied quietly,

"does it?"

and for some reason rather than taking the easy out, with a far away look in her eye, her reply was,

"mmmmmmmmmmmm"

Debbie was very popular with all the boys for the rest of her school years as I remember.
(, Thu 29 Jan 2009, 16:39, 1 reply)
I'm not even sure if i can remember my login
This reminded me of a Biology class I had aged about 14-15 and a girl messed up her answer to a question with the immortal line of "A habitat is where an orgasm lives".

EDIT: Wow it is my b3ta login! Also it's apparently my 4th b3ta birthday.
(, Thu 29 Jan 2009, 16:58, closed)

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