Last one: Special school bus
On the walk to our school, we had to pass through a council estate. The gene pool was low in this area, and the nearby special school taught some of the kids from the estate. These kids were picked up by the special school bus, and we would always see the flapjacks and window lickers on the bus as it waited for the other spacks to board.

There was always one kid on the bus that cracked us up as we walked past. His mum and dad must have hated the poor little sod.

He was inflicted with the old 'Nyerr! must spang my head against the window!' disorder and was obviously made to wear a helmet.

It was a Sanfransisco 49ers American Football helmet complete with face guard.

Seeing this kid rock back and forth with this thing over his head every morning would reduce us to tears.

Kids are cunts.
(Spaff_Quaffer Wise fwom your gwave., Thu 29 Jan 2009, 16:46, Reply)