School was not a fun time
Ok so..

Right before my Maths exam at GCSE level I got shat on by a feking pigeon, literally as we are walking in so I could do anything about it.

I made a profit out of making fake pokemon cards, beating youngens with my superior powers and then trading the cards I'd won for cash from the little kids who live near me. My best incarnation was shitapoo, people went crazy over this card and ate it up so to speak.

In year 7 a friend of mine, bit of a pikey, had stolen 2 carrier bags full of porn, either from a shop or from his dad, but there was some dirty dirty stuff in there... we deposited about 20 mags in several lockers over the school premises and sold them for a pound a mag, I think by the time we were done my friend and I were an easy 40 quid each, a lot of money when you are 13...

I used to sit next to a girl in maths, one of the ones who decided at 15 she would fuck 20+ yr old guys, she proceeded for the next year to tell me in graphic details about her exploits to try embarrass me or turn me on... needless to say now she is a munting 20st beast who's been pregnant more times than I have been flamed on this forum...

A girl once asked me when she was 13 if when you play with some1's penis is something supposed to pop out of the end of is that weird.

The best story has to be when you have the occasionally tutor class with your local bobby..

I think my class were around 14.... The chat went some thing like this..

PC Plod: So kids I want to talk about drugs, can any of you name a drug..

Girl 1: Cocaine
Boy 1: Heroin
Boy 2: Ecstasy

PC Plod: Does anyone know any street terms for these drugs

Friend 1: Smack, whiz, Charlie, ket, coke, sniff, billy, blow,....

Me: Ganja, dope, weed, skunk, hash, K, E'z, jack and jills, scag, Harry monk etc...

PC Plod: ........ (dumbstruck)
Form tutor.......... (red-faced)

Friend: Shall we continue?


Needless to say from that point forward we were kept under a watchful eye most lunchtimes... until 6th form when the teachers used to share joints with us...
(zikki Is quickly making enemies, Thu 29 Jan 2009, 17:10, 4 replies)

Obviously
You spent your time at school fruitfully. My eyes are bleeding after reading that abortion of a post, go away and learn to spell, please.
( Duke Of Belmsford has got 99 records, but Jay-Z ain't one, Thu 29 Jan 2009, 22:21, closed)

hmmm...
Starting to wish I never bothered signing up here, B3tans are quiet hostile people..

For the record there were only about 5 spelling mistakes and please do forgive me that B3ta havent implemented a spell checker into the posting section....
(zikki Is quickly making enemies, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 11:02, closed)

I assume mean "quite hostile"
you will find that people don't like to have their brains assaulted by crap

if the story were interesting people might overlook the poor spelling and grammar.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 12:10, closed)

Someone's watched Ali G then

(runge got stuck to a vertical surface on:, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 14:48, closed)