Pain in the wrong place!
At my old comprehensive we used to play a torturous game called Softball: the name is a complete and utter misnomer. I should know! Picture the scene:- playing this hellish version of rounders one fine northern day and there am I a little kneecap standing at base bored rigid. Now you may not be aware of this, but the ball in softball is about three times bigger than a baseball and twice as hard.
Anyway I'm standing on base and suddenly I hear a shout: "Hoi kneecap catch!"
I turn round to be greeted by a softball hitting me straight in the primaries. I was in agony for about four hours afterwards: and to this day my former school compadres delight in describing in acute detail how funny it was!
Twunts!
(The Yongy Bongy Bo brought to you in glorious monochrome, Thu 29 Jan 2009, 21:42, 1 reply)

I (sort of) feel your pain.
I got thwacked in the stomach by one of those evil things.
(Meya, Thu 29 Jan 2009, 23:11, closed)