i can has poop?
in middle school I had a teacher who was paralyzed waist-below, so he toted around in a wheelchair. One day I asked him how he peed and pooped.

we went out in the hall to talk in private. he described his bodily functions to me in a graphic manner, tube and shitbag and his wife assisting and all. um wow. I went back to my desk and resumed working. he slowly wheeled up to my desk, leaned in, and said "But my dick works during sex just as good."

never forgotten.
(yourworldwontcollapse reminds you, it isn't incest after second cousins!, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 3:28, Reply)