the only fun i had in high school
was when a busload of swedish netball players crashed into a fourteen-wheeler carrying ten thousand bottles of tequila outside our school gates,littering the playground with dazed,blonde,well-endowed women (many of whom had been blown out of their clothes and yet were remarkably philosophical about it) and crates of booze.It's amazing what a shock-treatment massage can lead to.

I'm told the party lasted upward of two weeks and the government had to send the army in to break it up.
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Fri 30 Jan 2009, 3:51, Reply)