Feet
I have wide feet, always have. By wide I mean that while my feet have always been size "x" long, I have to add 1 size more for the width (so 11 becomes 12).

They have always been like this, so much so that when I was younger, my ever worrying mother took me to the doctor.

"He has flat feet" says the doc "buy him some shoe insteps"

So, off we go to the chemist and buy a pair of a well known brand.

Next day, I go off to school, step down form the high step of the bus, forget to compensate for the added bit of height, and then go
arse over tit in front of a pack of giggling girlies, whacking my head and felling all dizzy...

ahhh....schol daze
(smirker neverletmetellyabouttheraggamuffinbiznessandting!, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 6:20, Reply)