To Lith or not to lithp
We had an Indian Science Teacher. Mr Ibrahim who we nicknamed Ibbies. He had a lisp so it became Ibbieth.

I mention he is Indian because in typical indian comedy (Russel Peter etc) they shake their head like one of those bobble head items at the end of a sentence. it added to his quirk.

One Monday we were due to write a test that week and he made the announcement, "Guyth, I have good newth and bad newth. The Bad newth ith, you are writing two tethtth thith week. The good newth ith, itth the thame tetht thplit up (shake head)"

he could have used less S's... or not become a Thienthe teacher...
(Bluffboy South Africa! World Champions!!!, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 10:34, 2 replies)

Hehe
"Pull down your trowthers..you can truthst me, I'm a poleethman..."


Was what the man who lived in the bus shelter down the road used to say to me.
(powervator and NONE SHALL PASS, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 10:37, closed)

A policeman???
The fucking lier!!! He told me he was a doctor... that's why I let him put my cock in his mouth...
( SpankyHanky, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 10:52, closed)