Just remembered another...
Year 7 Summer Camp, at the end of the year, off we all went to go and enjoy the great outdoors for a week with nowt but a sheet of polyester to protect us from the elements.

Thing about tents is that they don't insulate sound very well meaning we heard all sorts of things we shouldn't have done from the other tents including sexy noises from the teachers tent, endless bitching about pupils and my personal favourite, from a amate's tent at one in the morning:

"I'm trying to sleep, fuck off. No, fuck off. ERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR MARTIN THAT'S WELL GAY!"

Some questions are best left unasked.
( Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 30 Jan 2009, 12:36, Reply)