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"The best years of our lives," somebody lied. Tell us the funniest thing that ever happened at school.

(, Thu 29 Jan 2009, 12:19)
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"i get a lot more out of school trips these days"
6th form trip to check out Nottingham University. A double-decker tour bus was hired as it turned out to be quite popular. Well it beats sitting in school all day. Me and my mates quickly baggsied the back seats on the top deck with the two teachers and uber geeks occupying the tabled seats on the bottom deck. We knew it would be a good trip as my bro was there at the time uni living off Lenton Blvd. just a shortish walk away. We had NO intention of touring the uni.

Along came my trusty friend ‘Chunky’ , a home made bong (they’ve gotta have a name )and after a long journey smoking bongs and blowing the smoke out of the rear skylight (still don’t know how we weren’t sussed) we arrived at the uni and proceeded down the long twisty entrance to the coach park. It was during this go slow period (10mph zone I think ) that we goaded my mate Al to climb out the rear skylight and run along to the middle one where we would open it and let him in to receive his well earned adulation, I think an ‘Ayrton Senna ’ was also rustled up. Out he goes and being the bastards we were and knowing he’s find it funny eventually we shut the middle one while he was on top, then we shut the rear one. After we had stopped pissing ourselves and shouting “get the crystal !! get the crystal !! “ we relented and let him back in . He was pretty shaky for a while but we gave him the praise he deserved….and a phat reefer to calm him down.

Sorry for grammatical inadequacies.
Length …well I’m not one to brag but I was known as tripod at school.
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 12:49, 4 replies)
"Tell us the funniest thing that ever happened at school."
Sounds like you had a pretty dull time.
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 12:59, closed)
^
What he said.

Also, what's an 'Ayrton Senna'?
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 13:27, closed)
Ten English pounds
(tenner)

also, I don't believe the story
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 14:00, closed)
I just so happen
to be reading this from bed, in my house just off Lenton Blvd. Wonderful place it is.
(, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 14:05, closed)

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