The Berne Necessites
When I was in my second year at senior school we went on a ten day trip to Switzerland with Mr. C___ a jovial little R.E. teacher. On the last day we visited Berne, the capital, including the famous bear pit. One of the things us kids noticed was these bears of various species and colours seemed to be crapping all the bloody time (of course very amusing to us 12 year olds ) which caused my best friend to remark "It is a good job human beings don't behave like in public that isn't it?".Then right on cue we all heard a very loud "PARP!" ... we all looked at each other shaking our heads in a " no, it wasn't me !" fashion, then we noticed that Mr. C___ 's face had gone a lovely shade of Crimson....We all somehow managed to stifle our laughter, but it wasn't easy!
Unfortunately, I heard the poor guy had died recently. Apparently he died of a heart attack, not a fart attack.
(Mackeson_drinker, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 15:44, Reply)