Stories from CLHS, Lancs

1. Friend of mine was very fond of a teacher who had decided to retire, so she had a collection and bought him a tankard. On the day of presentation, a lad in her class decided to take the piss and started to shout that she was in love with the elderly gent, so good ole Rosie hit him around the head with her knap-sack. He had a deep gash in the head and had to be hospitalised.

2. History teacher known as the sheepshagger (who spat so much when he spoke that he you need a towel) was not the most popular chap. Same person as mentioned above (female) really hated, a feeling that was mutual so on one day she, as was her wont chose to scream “SHEEPSHAGGER” through the open door and leg it. Problem was that he had had a very bad day and this one action caused a complete mental breakdown. He started throwing things at the pupils who were very soon ushered out of the chamber for their own protection. Was never heard of again.

3. One day at my primary school a couple of children decided to find out what would happen if the dropped someone on their head. Middle of summer, parched earth, again rushed to hospital, but no serious injury. Most of my school year are now in clink for sexual and violent offences.

4. English teacher Susan H decided on Maths teacher Mr Sunny G’s birthday to surprise him by borrowing a pupil’s sister’s wonderbra and singing Happy Birthday to him a la Marilyn Monroe while doing a striptease.
(992234177, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 23:40, 1 reply)

Age old question for number 4
Was she hot?
(Stu in the hat is frothing at the gash, Sat 31 Jan 2009, 1:52, closed)