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"The best years of our lives," somebody lied. Tell us the funniest thing that ever happened at school.

(, Thu 29 Jan 2009, 12:19)
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Playground footie
The bell sounding at break or dinner time meant just one thing for us 13 year olds, legging it on to the tennis courts for a game of footie.

Problem was we werent allowed to play on there so we always got kicked off and had to settle for the playground. That led to the inevitable broken windows and the scattering of all present when it happened before Mr Theobald the CDT teacher would appear to take the names of all present and issue detention slips.

It got to the stage where there were about 5 windows boarded up and the school finally got the council out to replace them.

In their infinite wisdom, the council workers decided to start work at break time in the middle of an intense match.

How could the situation get worse? while the guys were measuring up the window, they left the door of the van open, only for David Lewis to unleash a thunderbolt miles off target into the back of the van. Smashing all the replacement panes of glass in the process.

There was no need for cry of scatter as a playground full of 13 year old lads instantly broke all personal best sprinting records, leaving 2 bemused looking blokes stood looking at the shattered glass all over the back of their van.

Happy Days
(, Sat 31 Jan 2009, 0:12, Reply)

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