I have another one...
This one was rather amusing at the time... I was in year 12.

At school I wasn't a 'popular kid' or a 'neardy kid'... I was sort of in the middle. I didn't care as I had a bloody GREAT bunch of mates, and still do...anywho

I was in the library one lunch time, with the same bunch of mates (not working, making too much noise, that sort of thing) and a guy (Matt) in Year 10 came up and said 'Hi'. Me, being the nice, caring, thoughtful 6th former that I was, said 'Hi' in return.

One of Matt's mates (Jordan, also year 10, and much cooler than Matt... not even in the same level of clingy-ness Matt had) came over and said 'Hey'.

There we were, about 12 of us sat around a table, and one friend of mine (Callum... bit nerdy, but a legend respectivly) suddenly shouts to Matt "YOU CAN'T GET IT UP! YOU CAN'T GET A BONER"
Everyone, and I mean EVERYONE in the library (around 70 people) all collapse with laughter (I was the one with my head on the desk, eyes streaming with tears it was that funny).
Matt's face shows a combination of complete shock, deepest upset and raving hatred for Callum (At the time, we were very immature and started conversations such as "Clive... how much would it cost for you to snort condensed deoderant?" [it was £1.75, for the record] and the insult of the time was "you're gay").

Matt, meanwhile, stands up and regains whats left of his dignity and shouts (louder than Callum did) "WELL, IT'S NOT MY FAULT I'VE GOT AN ERECTILE DISFUNCTION!!"
Again, whole room (Librarian included [he was a legend also])practically explode with laughter and Matt runs out of the room in a mood... possibly crying.

Not seen Matt since. He couldn't so anywhere without someone shouting "YOU CAN'T GET IT UP!"





Length: best ten minutes of my school life
(one-winged-angel-616 isn't as depressed as she sounds, Sat 31 Jan 2009, 0:42, Reply)