The worst behaved top maths set.
In Years 10 and 11 our Maths teacher was relatively new to the job, and basically looked like a 6th former. He found it hard to balance getting on and acting cool with the students, and making us actually do any work.
He was a pushover.

Being the top set people found it all a bit too easy, so took the opportunity to fuck about as much as possible.

A few things we did:
1) Mark hid in the cupboard at the back of the class, and waited, and waited, and waited and jumped out when teacher went for some textbooks. Got sent to the Key Stage manager for that one.

2)Sellotaped Mark face down to a table at the back of the class. He let people do it, but for some reason he was in trouble when the teacher came in, as if he could have done it to himself.

3)Teacher left the computer projector hooked up whilst helping some girls with their coursework. Cue Greg and Mark using the Omnigraph software, and their incredible geekery, to create a huge, whiteboard sized penis on the graph.

4)Used Pritt Stick all over the door handle, then told the teacher someone had just ran out, when they were hiding under their desk. Teacher gets a PrittSticky hand.

5)Mexican waves, and general chanting, particularly when the old bat of the department is nearby, knowing she'll bollock him for failing to control us.

He got suspended for calling a Year 8 a 'Ginger Twat', then left and became a private tutor instead.
Oh, and told us about shagging some bird twice his age when really lashed to dispel accusations of being a virgin. Weirdo.
(Freeman999, Sat 31 Jan 2009, 16:08, Reply)