Isolation
My school had a system of pushiments which increased in severity the more of a shit you were.

I'd been throught the detentions, letters home and after-school detentions by late in Year 10. I was a bit of a shit, but by no means the gargantuan turds some of my year were.

Most of my punishments were deserved, but when I first got put in isolation I felt a bit hard done-by. This meant you spent two days doing fuck all in a dusty room filled with thousands upon thousands of shoe boxes. For some reason.

I ended up in Shoe Box Hell because:

I was the bass player in a band who performed 'Heart Shaped Box' for our year assembly. Some massive nobber told our Head of Year it was about vaginas. Cue her going mental and me getting dusty for two days.
(pharmatron Death or Scunthorpe? CHOOSE!!, Sat 31 Jan 2009, 19:26, Reply)