heard this one when i was at school
one of the girls from the school opposite had apparently done something sexual and a bit naughty with 2 guys, then some rumour started along the lines of "hey did you hear about so-and-so, i heard she had sex with A and B, one in each hole!"

said girl heard about this and apparently her response was "i did not! i just sucked one off while the other guy shagged me!"

yeah ... cuz that's so much better, love.
(zenmeban thinks the weather could be better, Sun 1 Feb 2009, 16:42, 2 replies)

Laura
was a girl I worked with.
The rumour went around that she'd given oral relief to two guys in a nightclub, actually on the dancefloor, and one day I asked her if it was true.
"Good God no" she indignantly replied, "it was only the one."
(paof2 Nude might not be rude, but rude could be nude..., Sun 1 Feb 2009, 20:43, closed)

it's about time
someone got angry at girls for having sex.
(apeloverage committed the vile act of onanism on, Sun 1 Feb 2009, 22:08, closed)