The Angry Tramp
I think my favourite story from school was the one about the tramp and the girly school from down the road. The girls' school had a basement classroom, with those windows that sit just above the level of the street, if you see what I mean. There was a tramp who lurked around the school, and from time to time, on a hot day when the classroom was full of girls and the windows were open, he would walk up to the window, whip out his scabby cock and spray piss down into the classroom, all over whichever luckless girl sat beneath it. He became something of a cult hero, even though none of us ever actually saw him.
(Captain Bastard, Sun 1 Feb 2009, 18:28, 3 replies)

So...
I'm presuming it was your good self on your lunch break, right?

I'm hoping the scabbiness was a red herring. I note that you didn't say anything about the minute quality of said appendage, so that's another strike against you.
(Angie the Redneck Wonder, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 13:59, closed)

Not me, sadly
I'm afraid the detail regarding the scabbiness of the cock was an assumption on my part - a fair one though I feel, as I would suppose that a man who used to piss on non-consenting teenaged girls probably didn't have the wherewithal to wash his junk too often. Unfortunately, I never had the opportunity to bear witness to the wonderful golden showers he unleashed on the poor girls, so I can only imagine the ins and outs of his member. Google images returned zero decent images after a search of tramp cock so you'll have to make do with your imagination too I'm afraid.
(Captain Bastard, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 18:36, closed)

Google image search for "tramp cock":
images.google.co.uk/images?hl=en&q=tramp+cock&btnG=Search+Images&gbv=2

The photo of a tramp sucking someone else's cock is rather sweet though.
(Caveat Emptor, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 10:09, closed)