Squitty The Abomination to Humanity! Part 1:
Not me, but my best mate from uni.

When he was in secondary school he and many others used to have a fun taking the piss out of a guy called baum (for that was his name). He used to leave the classroom for a bog break and wouldnt return for 30 minutes or so. It was until he found out he had NO COLON!! As a result he was a walking fountain of shit. This fact on its own would of made him some poor bastard who couldnt shit solid ever again. However due to the fact he was a racist, abusive and resentful arshole, he made it worse for himself (i.e. he had cunt tatooed on his forehead). Once when we were in Biology (year 10), he was sitting up the front of the classroom; we were at the back; the class was watching an educational video. Me and my old pal Jack thought it would be fun to use baum as target practice; using a elastic band and scrunshed up paper (using the elastuc band as a catapult). He had him in my sights and let the elastic band loose; resulting in the paper hitting him square on the ear. Baum screamed in pain and turned to make a abusive comment, which he extunguished by catapulting another bit of paper which went squarely into his mouth. At this point everyone (INCLUDING THE TEACHER) laughed, Baum was muttering to hiself which sounded somewhat like NERG!!

The aftermath of this incident was baum sitting red faced in embaressment and anger, after which it was unversally exceptable to abuse and pissoff Baum (even the teachers joined in)

So the Moral of this story is; its ok to bully someone if their a cunt as well...

From Lewis

Note from me: I very nearly ended up going to university with this cunt.
(Howling_Mad Gave God the finger on:, Sun 1 Feb 2009, 20:10, Reply)