Ahh School...
I shall start by pointing out that I went to a tutti-frutti, super swanky private school. For tossers. It was basically a dumping ground for delinquents whose parents had a bit of cash spare and decided to squander all their savings into a better education for their child. Which they did not receive. With everything that ever went on there it should have been closed down (or burnt down) years ago but parent support and cash donations still keep the hell hole afloat to this day.

In my short time there I saw a teacher punch a child, and the child push him down some stairs and then of course there was the discovery of not one but two dead bodies. One was chopped up in a bin bag and found by some innocent little children orienteering. But I digress.

I shall tell you the tale of a troubled youngster in the year above me. I’m sure he was autistic but anyway he was fucking nuts whatever was wrong with him. There were only 900 people in the school so everyone was friends. And he was the cool kid. The bad one with all the drugs and whatnot. After being in solitary confinement for running across the roof with a knife he took a particular dislike to the Chemistry teacher who caught him.

A few weeks later he was allowed back to lessons and mingle with his fellow students. Now he was very upset about being told off for running around on the roof and wanted some sort of revenge. He was bragging about it in that stupid boy kind of way "Im gonna fuckin’ get him" "I’ll do him in" and all that lark that no-one really paid any attention to because he was a gobby twat. Until one day he secretly brought in a device to help him get his own back.

A homemade bomb.

The chemistry lab (situated under the infant classrooms) must have been unlocked and at break time he snuck in and placed it in that big perspex cupboard where all the chemicals lived, probably for maximum effect. He tried to deploy it (in his own sodding class) but it didn’t work. He was found out and it was decided that moving his to a different class would solve all his problems. With the beautiful Miss Terry.

He tried to set her on fire

Then he was expelled.
(i should have joined myspace, Sun 1 Feb 2009, 20:41, Reply)