Maths...
In my maths group there was a friend of mine who was shite at maths but brilliant at taking the piss out of and subsequently pissing off our teacher, we'll call him B.

Most days he got sent out pretty quickly to "Think about what he'd done." Once he was safely quarrentined outside, our useless bitch of a teacher would have a go at his adoring fans (me especially) for encouraging him. The reason for her yelling at us instead of B was that B would always come back at her with a rofl inducing comeback.

Anyways, one lesson B got sent out and our teacher had an uber bitch (directly at me) about my supposedly "childish" sense of humour at the very end of the lesson. I snapped. In front of the whole class I yelled the infamous words:

"You think I've got a retarded sense of humour?! I bet you watch My Family you up-yourself bitch!"

I stormed out.

Thankfully this was the last week of term before GCSEs and she decided not to pursue a punishment, she didn't even mention it.
(chrisdood Why yes, I am the shizzle, Sun 1 Feb 2009, 22:06, Reply)