Dropout....
I was never particularly stupid at school, just lazy and anti-authority. Like the time that I slackly photocopied my geography homework and successfully argued the futility of copying out verbatim a text book. Anyway, I digress...

In the six form I was more party and less study and unsuprisingly was nominated "head of the entertainments comittee". One day I was called into the heads office who went on to express concerns about my clear alcohol problem. I mean, why would I be smelling of drink at 10am in the morning at age 16? The computer studies teacher had flagged his concern, bless him.

To cut a long story short, I just nodded and agreed that the best thing would be for me to leave. The truth was that my best friend had a homebrew still in his locker and I was faffing around with it and spilled it everywhere. Anyway, as he was a straight A student and I was a dosser I took the fall.

Now he is a doctor on £150k a year and I am unemployed. What a fucking Cunt.
(Mong The Merciless Older not wiser, Sun 1 Feb 2009, 23:46, Reply)