Fight fight fight
One of my favourite pranks in school was to get a group of mates of mine all running in one direction shouting the infamous words 'fight, fight, fight'...

Sure enough within minutes I would have a rather strong mob of kids all running around the playing fields looking for the alleged fight and teahcers would come running over ready to split the fight up, but of course there usually was no fight.*

*Except of course for the time it back fired and all the older kids got attacked by the younger kids in some form of school yard war.

Great days.

(oh and the best fight i ever witnessed was the two sixth formers kicking the crap out of each other on the car park. A female teacher was the first on the scene carrying a huge tray of biscuits. Needless to say we devoured most of them whilst she was prising the two lads apart).
(mr-lizard Hell's teeth man!, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 0:58, Reply)