Faking the deputy head's death
It was the last day of the school year, some time in the mid-1990s. A bunch of sixth-formers had decided to have a bit of fun before everyone else had come in.

They had pushed the boat out a bit, to say the least, compared to the usual japes.

When I saw it, I almost pissed myself laughing.

Around the deputy head's office was a load of police tape (apparently genuine). Behind the police tape was the outline of a man, sprawled out, Police Squad/Naked Gun style. Beside all this was a notice board, appealing for witnesses to the murder of the universally-dislked Mr Holingham, a former butcher.

Sadly to say, it didn't last long after he had a look at it.
( Parmesan Quality b4 Quantity, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 10:02, Reply)