first fanny
Who can forget those innocent primary school episodes where girls doing handstands revealed their tiny hairless clams to the disgusted eyes of boys more interested in torturing flies and comparing bogies?

There was always one girl more 'advanced' than the others who'd lift her skirts for a digestive biscuit or mint humbug. At our school she was called Moira Snatch (no joke) and she was the girl to go for if you wanted a kiddie biology lesson.

I particualrly recall hunkering in an under-stairs cupboard with a few other boys as Moira put on a dildo show to rival anything you'd see in the backstreets of Amsterdam. The following week, for the price of a pack of Jammy Dodgers, she was sucking off Michael Wilson's labrador 'Rex' as we stood in rapt repulsion.

I've since heard that Moira has become the North's premier Honda salesperson.

Happy days!
(frankspencer, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 11:06, 1 reply)

How dare you speak about my wife like that
;D
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Mon 2 Feb 2009, 13:22, closed)