The phantom shitter
It was me all along. Many a school toilet up and down the country has been defiled by the products of my bowels.

Even though I left school 14years ago I still sneak in to whatever school happens to be nearby and deposit a little teddy bears arm for all to see.

Thanks to the anonymity of the internet, and the fact that noone here knows my true identity*, my secret will remain safe for all time and my legend grows by the day.

*apart from Agnostic Antichrist and HappyLittleTulip but they won't tell!
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 15:11, 4 replies)

Revenge!

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 14:13, closed)

Ooooooh cheeky!
Where the fuck did you dig that up from?
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 14:50, closed)

MySpace
*grins*
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 15:37, closed)

It was you was it?
That shut my old school for a month.
(FunOnABun Smears lard on you!, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 12:58, closed)