2nd year PE.....
We were playing rugby.

A large, speccy, nerdy type received a pass. He spotted a gap amid the throng of juvenile bodies, and hit the accelerator. This was going to be his big moment - a try of all things! He was no longer going to be a nerd, but a sporting legend!

Strangely his opponents appeared somewhat reticent about tackling him, but he ploughed on regardless to the try line.

What he had failed to realise was that his cock had flopped out of his shorts as he bombed towards the aghast defensive line, scaring the bejesus out of all before him. No wonder no one attempted to 'tackle' him.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 2 Feb 2009, 16:15, 2 replies)

hahaha
not a sight I would have wanted to see, but funny as hell anyhow
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 22:26, closed)

I wonder if such tactics would work in the Premier League
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(slotbadger, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 16:57, closed)