@ Dick North
In a similar vein, my ex housemate at uni, during a competition to see who had been the dirtiest for the previous six months showed me a pillow decorated with the various vaginal secretions from four different ladies.

And he could identify which one was from whom.

Dirty cunt.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 20:48, 2 replies)

Should that not be
dirty cunts?
( wanderlust, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 20:50, closed)

Hmmm
Presumably they did wash, it was his lack of hygiene that made the ladies look bad.

I can only assume he told them, "Look, it would really turn me on if you rubbed your naughty flaps with this pillow."
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 20:53, closed)

Ahhh well that explains it all!
I've never been able to resist when someone's said that to me.
( wanderlust, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 20:59, closed)

Now that is a talent
I am not sure whether I should boke or applaud.
(I Was a Teenage Spaceship, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 20:52, closed)