Fire Fire !
I'd bore you with stories of how shit my life was at (Nun run) Primary school and that I have NO happy memories of it, but I won't.

But.

One of the funniest things I remember doing was in Chemistry:

Myself and Darrell (I think) found that Ethanol burned. A lot :)

We used to pour it on the desk and set fire to it. Fun fun. But how can we top that, we wondered. Easy.

We (well, I) poured several bottles over 4 adjoining desks - the type that were separated by 2 sinks. Ethanol in those too while we're at it. Now, how to light it.....

Easy - go to the other side of the classroom and turn on a gas tap. And light it.

Cue about 5 foot of flame shooting across the room up to the desk, followed by a short "woof" as the desks and sink all flame up - pretty impressively, I might add. Cue much screaming, shouting and other such general fun :)

I got banned from Chemistry that day :D
(james_tiger_woods is going to start his killing spree on the, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 6:46, Reply)