Food fight
I can't remember the teacher's name, but we were in Biology doing some potato-starch expirement - we were paired up in our usual pairs (Lorna and I were paired as per usual as she did all the hard work and we both got the grade - it worked like that for years!)

Lorna was easily the brightest, cleverest person in the year and never had to try too hard but always got the highest grades - but she was also one of the troublemakers, but the teachers never spotted this...

This time, however, we decided that we'd both act up. We got extra potatos and cut them up good and fine.

Our usual partners in crime (separated from us across the room after the infamous acid fire incident) Helen and Ian were over the other side of the room and they clearly had the same idea as us, but we started it.

By throwing, not one, but a handful of tiny pieces of potato at them across the room. They reciprocated. And everyone joined in.

The teacher just sat there, mouth agape, as the room decended into this hail of potatos as, clearly, everyone had the same idea.

She let this go on a few minutes before shouting to get us to stop and "CLEAR THIS BLOODY MESS UP. NOW!"

Followed, shortly, by "JTW. Lorna. Get here. Now!"

We had to stand at the front of the class, guffawing like idiots trying hard to stifle a laugh.

At the end of the (failed) class, everyone was dismissed and the telling off began.

Well, it didn't really as she tried telling us off - clearly knowing full well that we'd started it (we didn't even try to deny it) - even she saw the funny side as we tried to suppress a smirk and failed which decended into all three of us in hysterics to the point where the teacher clearly knew that she had no moral high ground on which to stand and sent us out.

So the moral, dear reader is, is to laugh in your teacher's face.

Ok, well, don't, but it worked for me that time :)
(james_tiger_woods is going to start his killing spree on the, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 7:03, Reply)