School Days"The best years of our lives," somebody lied. Tell us the funniest thing that ever happened at school.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 29 Jan 2009, 12:19)
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I am ‘little Johnny’…There was one time…when I was 6 years old…and the teacher asked us if we could name a sentence that contained the word ‘Fascinate’
I immediately raised my hand up in the air.
Begrudgingly, the teacher acknowledged me. “Can you, Pooflake?”
“Yes Miss,” I enthusiastically replied, before continuing:
”My Auntie Nikki’s cardigan has ten buttons…but her tits are so big she can only fasten eight”
\coat.
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Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Wed 4 Feb 2009, 9:02,
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*spang*and *click*
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 9:07,
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If you all listen very carefully...You'll be able to hear Legless groan all the way from Australia...as the 'crap joke' microchip he installed in his mighty brain finally gives up the ghost and explodes after reading this...
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Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Wed 4 Feb 2009, 9:31,
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*click*saw it coming.
knew it was there.
still grinned.
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* kerspangkerchief! *(
mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 23:28,
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