Primary school PE
I remember my first day of primary school.

As I'm sure I have mentioned before, I was the weird kid. I had no social or physical grace whatsoever.

It came to PE time. The teachers said "Take off your clothes". (Are they still allowed to make people do P.E in their underpants? I don't think so). So I did.

And around 100 pupils and teachers were treated to the sight of me running around with my cock flopping in the wind.

Length? About 1", back then.
(Half of Stephen Fry's right buttock pissed on your dog on, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 11:29, 4 replies)

You aswell huh
(Look 7 posts down)


lol
(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 11:33, closed)

this must be long ago
or you had strange pervy schools.


Never did PE in my underpants once. Weird
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 11:55, closed)

You haven't lived
until you've done P.E in your underpants
(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 11:58, closed)

Traditional
punishment for kit-forgetters in many schools back in t'day.

At my secondary school, however, kit-forgetters simply had to do lines for the duration of the lesson 'I must not forget my kit' etc. No other comeback.

So....it's mid January, the field is frozen as hard as concrete, there are puddles of frozen ice everywhere. You loathe all sports, don't even know the fucking rules of rugby because no cunt has ever bothered to find out if you did or not, and it's -100000C in the biting wind.....


'I've forgotten my kit, sir.....'
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 13:33, closed)