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"The best years of our lives," somebody lied. Tell us the funniest thing that ever happened at school.

(, Thu 29 Jan 2009, 12:19)
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Primary school PE
I remember my first day of primary school.

As I'm sure I have mentioned before, I was the weird kid. I had no social or physical grace whatsoever.

It came to PE time. The teachers said "Take off your clothes". (Are they still allowed to make people do P.E in their underpants? I don't think so). So I did.

And around 100 pupils and teachers were treated to the sight of me running around with my cock flopping in the wind.

Length? About 1", back then.
(, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 11:29, 4 replies)
You aswell huh
(Look 7 posts down)

(, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 11:33, closed)
this must be long ago
or you had strange pervy schools.

Never did PE in my underpants once. Weird
(, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 11:55, closed)
You haven't lived
until you've done P.E in your underpants
(, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 11:58, closed)
punishment for kit-forgetters in many schools back in t'day.

At my secondary school, however, kit-forgetters simply had to do lines for the duration of the lesson 'I must not forget my kit' etc. No other comeback.

So....it's mid January, the field is frozen as hard as concrete, there are puddles of frozen ice everywhere. You loathe all sports, don't even know the fucking rules of rugby because no cunt has ever bothered to find out if you did or not, and it's -100000C in the biting wind.....

'I've forgotten my kit, sir.....'
(, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 13:33, closed)

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