Boarding school
I do remember spending an inordinate amount of time attempting autofellatio.
( flatfrog Staring vacantly into space, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 13:05, 5 replies)

Good use of time
Managed it once when I was young and bendy. Didn't know what to do when I was down there. One mouthful of my own spunk later and I decided I definately didn't want to do that again. And I managed to put my back out. *click*
( SpankyHanky, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 13:07, closed)

What?
In class?
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 4 Feb 2009, 13:14, closed)

No
but I did crack one out in class a couple of times aged about 12. I was normally quite a well-behaved child but I had a bit of a weird year.
( flatfrog Staring vacantly into space, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 13:25, closed)

Coupla tires
will sort it out.
(powervator and NONE SHALL PASS, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 13:17, closed)

auto felatio
but surely as it was a boarding school (ducks from torrent of well deserved abuse - ill get my coat)
(pogo_it, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 16:20, closed)