Another pedophile
I remember in high school (so long ago it was, a whole nine months ago...), we had two driver's ed teachers named Mr. Bevis (pronounced Bee-vis) and Coach Rodriguez. Coach Rod was lacking in the hair department, so their nicknames evolved into Beavis and Baldhead. I don't think they were amused, but that doesn't really matter.

Now, on to the better story:

Beavis was known throughout the school as being a wee bit of a pedophile. All the well-endowed girls learned to sit at the back of the classroom, as he'd spend a good portion of the period blatantly staring down shirts. I saw him personally pat the thighs and ass of a girl on crutches as we walked away from the driving course. She was moving too slow, or something. She didn't seem to mind, and said "Read my lips - fuck off" and laughed.

He also had the creepiest mustache known to man. I swear it was sentient.
(Bouncy Castles, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 21:25, Reply)