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"The best years of our lives," somebody lied. Tell us the funniest thing that ever happened at school.

(, Thu 29 Jan 2009, 12:19)
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I just remembered.
I was sitting in my AP US History class, chatting with a few of my friends and very distinctly not doing any work, when suddenly it came to our attention that there was a conflict brewing on the other side of the classroom. Two of the lads over there had a previously existing conflict, it seems, and Isaiah was provoking Aaron unendingly.

They stood up and postured like two angry gorillas, shouting and all that. Our teacher, the ever-wonderful Dr. J, broke it up and pulled Isaiah outside. Aaron thought a moment, then reached into his bag and pulled out something I couldn't see. He stormed toward the door saying, "I'm gonna shank that bitch!" One of his friends tried to pull him back, but he just shook her off.

He only stopped when another quick-thinking boy shoved a desk in front of the classroom door and dove into it, yelling "No more black people in jail!" Then Aaron let himself be led back to his seat.

Oddest moment of my life.

Aaron was summarily removed from school for having a switchblade, seam ripper, and prop gun in his backpack.
(, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 21:29, closed)

I simply had to click this for the "No more black people in jail" quote ;)
(, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 11:40, closed)

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