School Days"The best years of our lives," somebody lied. Tell us the funniest thing that ever happened at school.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 29 Jan 2009, 12:19)
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In response to Applebite...GCSE French - 16 years old, with a cover teacher who was useless, covering a meternity leave. Me and my mate would (for some unknown reason) snort Trebor mints to pass the time, as well as drink home made cherry liquor that his grandad made, from a coke bottle.
Then, one afternoon, my mate brings in some cocaine that his older brother hadn't finished over the weekend.
Conversation:
"I've got some real coke in my bag this week"
"No you haven't. Prove it".
"Here you go".
"Oh".
"Here, drink this as well..."
We cleared about a gram of coke that lesson and drank a 500ml bottle of liquor and got completely twatted. How I didn't get expelled I don't know.
Irony? I'm now a primary school teacher.
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Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 21:31,
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i bet his brother was pleased!i certainly wouldn't be.
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