
"The best years of our lives," somebody lied. Tell us the funniest thing that ever happened at school.
( , Thu 29 Jan 2009, 12:19)
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This is libellous but droll. Jacqui Smith taught at my school and once got very upset about the fact that no-one had given her the requisite 50p for a mince pie and glass of mulled wine to be consumed after the Xmas performance of Handel's Messiah (you can tell what kind of school this was). She once shouted across a choir rehearsal in that voice she uses in the Commons when she's uptight: "Shut Up!! I need your 50ps! Shut up! 50p!" To this day whenever she comes on telly, my entire family and social group from school shout the same back at the telly. :)
( , Thu 5 Feb 2009, 1:38, 4 replies)

who lives in the flat above Jacqui Smith down near the Thames.
Apparently her kids are noisy little shits and she can't control them...
( , Thu 5 Feb 2009, 9:09, closed)

that this is in Redditch or thereabouts? If this is where you live now, please vote her out next time. I will pay you. Just looking at wacky Jacqui makes my teeth itch.
( , Thu 5 Feb 2009, 9:55, closed)

...Its her 'City' flat...
No doubt kitted out with the latest toys, gadgets and furniture at our expense.
Apparently she bought three flats in a row below where my mate lives and knocked them through to make one super-sized flat.
This, my friend, is socialism...
( , Thu 5 Feb 2009, 9:58, closed)

This has made me the happiest I've ever been after reading something on the Internet.
Have you got any more stories? Please?
*click*
( , Thu 5 Feb 2009, 13:57, closed)
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