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"The best years of our lives," somebody lied. Tell us the funniest thing that ever happened at school.

(, Thu 29 Jan 2009, 12:19)
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3 girlfriends at the same time
What can I say, every teenage boy's dream (until I realised I was a barsterward and decided to split with 2 of them). Here's how I met em.

gf1: Name of Tessa. I met her at a gig one evening, she grabbed hold of my shoulder to get a dropped ciggerette out of her shoe. We had a great evening but I lost her phone number on the way home and kicked myself silly for it until... I bumped into her 2 months later at another gig, w00! That time we did exchange numbers and I made sure I didn't lose it. We had an amazing time together and she was my 1st true love, puty she wasn;t all too faithful with me (like I could complain) she lived the other side of London which made travel a bit of a chore with underground, overland and bus. 4 hour round trip to get laid and still worth it.

gf2: Lisa. Another girly I met at a gig, was actualy was interested in her friend but she managed to bring me round. That was an odd relationship. She was very "cold" most of the time but we did ahve a few laughs, she lived closer to gf1 than to me but had same travel problems.

gf3: the older woman, we only dated for a couple of weeks. She was 9 years older than me. I learnt alot of about making girls very happy in bed from her, pity I can't remember her name. Plus she only lived a bus ride away making it alot easier to get to her (and get laid).

It was a major pain in the ass trying to juggle seeing all 3 ladies (accidentaly inviting 2 of them to a the same gig was a bad idea) and I really didn't like myself for cheating on all of them.
The only upside (apart form the sex ofc) was the ton of alot of prestige at schoool for it.

*EDIT* To respond to questions. I was at schoo at the time. Due to me having (and boasting) about 3 gf's I got a rep for being a "player" For an odd one out at school, having a rep like that really makes life better. I relly enjoyed it while it lasted. Great times at school.
Also. I was a barstward and hatred myself for it. I've never cheated on a gf since.

Length? Enough for 3 girlfriends. Giggity giggity, giggity goo.
(, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 8:57, 5 replies)
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Playing with fire there, buddy.

My mate did the same thing and got found out.

How?

One of his girlfriends happened to be checking her email on his PC... and she opened the file on his desktop entitled: Paula (girlfriend No.2)... there were a few folders each with the name of a different girl and a corresponding number...

...idiot...
(, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 9:07, closed)
Erm..........good for you.
But what has it got to do with school?
(, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 9:12, closed)
Now that...
is a bloody good point...
(, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 9:13, closed)
Whilst a good tale and all...
What BGB said.
(, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 9:51, closed)
Also
What is 'schoo'? Is it an ingredient primarily used in viennese cooking?
(, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 9:53, closed)

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