I'm not here for your
God-damn amusement, you cunt.
As for "interesting", as if you'd know anything about that. Let's face it, you're a one-trick-pony. Jokes about sex. And that's it, isn't it? No depth, no content, just a shallow brown pool of fuck-jokes.
The best thing you ever did on here was getting banned.
( Cawl, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 11:53, 1 reply)

At last
a response worthy of a reply.

I don't just make sex jokes, I joke about celebrities with cancer, and Labia Majora's hair.
My QOTW stories are second to none*, I inspired a revolution and enticed several b3tans over to Off Topic.

What have you ever done that wasn't insufferably dull? I don't think I've ever read one of your posts all the way through.

*is lies
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 11:59, closed)