I'm already crunching away
This is awesome because if they're arguing about which of them is the lamest, it's going to be a really close-run thing.
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 13:06, 2 replies)

That's a bit rich coming from you isn't it?

(Bazongaloid, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 13:20, closed)

ooh counter-fight
see I mention "the lamest" and he appears
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 13:31, closed)

Don't pick on my man, emvee
just because you haven't got a fraction of the talent, sex appeal, popularity or charisma that he has, there's no need to get bitter.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 14:25, closed)

well he started it
*sulks outside the headmaster's office*
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 14:28, closed)

Don't cry little emvee, I love you really
but al's great, don't pick on him.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 15:11, closed)

Fight!

(Kip, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 13:34, closed)

Now now!
Don't make me come over there and split you troublemakers up!
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 13:40, closed)

Yes
Dad..


*Slaps wrist
(Kip, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 13:45, closed)

What's with all the fussin' and the fightin' ?
Lets put on some mood music, get naked and oiled, and fuck.

There's just too much tension round here.
( SpankyHanky, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 13:39, closed)

*Grabs the baby oil*
Ok, me first, but there's a lot to oil so to make it easy start with my cock
(Fuckarma was masturbating into your handbag, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 13:40, closed)

Sounds good to me
bagsy I'm the woman...
( SpankyHanky, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 13:42, closed)

Cool
I'll go first and then let someone else break you in...
(Fuckarma was masturbating into your handbag, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 13:45, closed)

If I call you "mummy"
don't let it put you off...

... its just something I do.
( SpankyHanky, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 13:49, closed)

Not a problem in the slightest...
would you like a reacharound at the same time?
(Fuckarma was masturbating into your handbag, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 13:52, closed)

Well
that's what my mum always used to do, so that would be nice.

Thank you. Thank you very much...
( SpankyHanky, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 13:54, closed)

I aim to please!
and I'm usually pleased to aim too
(Fuckarma was masturbating into your handbag, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 14:01, closed)

room for a wee one?
Can i join in? i don't mind if you two are dudes. Just don't let our balls touch. that would be gay.
(Jeeves, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 14:07, closed)

One
round the front and one round the back?
(Fuckarma was masturbating into your handbag, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 14:09, closed)

Pfft
genius.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 14:19, closed)

Thank you
and thank you for this thread - it's been keeping me from work all afternoon :)
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 14:26, closed)

I've brought the Hate thread to QOTW
I feel so proud.

My morning went by so quickly that I didn't even realise the time, this has been one of my favourite threads for a while.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 15:12, closed)