Forever Blowing Bubbles
Queerdon Teardon. The pervy science teacher we all loved to loath issued detentions as if it were his life blood. At break time we would have to come to his classroom and sit along the science benches in silence. If you were not silent he would squirt pipettes of water at your shirt, especially if you were a girl. Lovely.

After a while I got a bit fed up of damp jumper lumps and decided on a bit of revenge.

While he was probably interfering with himself in his store cupboard I spied a bottle of fairy washing up liquid, when I picked it up it's weight betrayed that it was full. Knowing that Queerdon Teerdon liked to start his lesson with a cuppa I was keen to see what effect a bottle of fairy might have on his kettle so in it went.

Basically it was like an ibiza foam party at the front of the classroom when he came out from the store cupboard and to cap it off one of the other reprobates in the class had procured himself a blob of wet loo roll which he threw and scored a direct hit right between the eyes. Queerdon Teerdon slipped in the bubbles and we scarpered for the whole of the double period off to the shops to buy potato puff and Joeys and smoke bensons behind the petrol station. Ahhhh those were the days.
(GirlOfTheWorld, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 13:42, 7 replies)

What are Joeys?
Apart from spastics, obviously.
(Rsoles, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 14:00, closed)

Ha ha are they really?!

Joeys were these little sweets bigger than a ballbearing but smaller than a pea, rock hard with a coloured and flavoured coating, once the coating had been sucked off we used to spit them at each other as delightful school children are wont to do.
(GirlOfTheWorld, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 14:05, closed)

You can't put the phrase "sucked off" in a story about schoolgirls.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 15:00, closed)

you can if the schoolgirls are played by adults

(leviticus no longer likes the cut of your gib on, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 15:54, closed)

Westlands?
Rural Science?
(wrigglesworth, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 16:50, closed)

Bingo
Nope, I refused to do that after being headbutted in the arse by a goat.
(GirlOfTheWorld, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 17:26, closed)

So glad for those lessons.
Excellent prep for Farmville in later years...
(wrigglesworth, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 10:28, closed)