You are Shaun Ryder
AICMFP

(start of the film 24 Hour Party People FWIW)
(ChaRleyTroniC is invincible with his chips and cheese, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 16:09, 2 replies)

Baking soda.
Not sodium.
(Vigilante Man weeps because you're stupid., Thu 8 Sep 2011, 20:03, closed)

Shaun Ryder..
used poison apparently, not sodium/baking powder.

There are variations of this tale however, the baking powder story is popular, although the playground seagull inflating choice of weapon at my school was Alka-Seltzer.

Either way, a definite contribution to snopes methinks, the same is said for rice: You decide
(danniekavanagh did nothing constructive on, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 18:43, closed)

Tried Alka-Seltzer
Fuckers didn't pop at all. I was putting it in chips and feeding it to pigeons, but not once did I experience an ill pigeon :(.
(Morrolan, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 15:07, closed)