Yes, yes, very funny. I can see that mentioning self harm on an Internet forum or something can be dismissed as attention seeking and doesn't really warrant sympathy, but on the subject of the original post, that's fucking bizarre, innit, to suspend someone for cutting themselves or whatever they did
(clinteastwoodbradfield, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 21:36, 3 replies)

thanks, it was very funny.

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 21:37, closed)

Just remember,

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 0:13, closed)

Self-harm is a broad church
and since he doesn't elaborate, and this is QOTW, I think it's only fair to assume he scratched his forearm with a compass and shouted "Look everyone, I just TOTALLY tried to kill myself."
( Wet-chinned bag shanker Cannot parse Wogan, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 9:20, closed)