Comparative religion
RE at my school was learning about other world religions. Nowadays I find that interesting: as a child it was very dull. One day our teacher brought in a prayer mat, held it up and asked what we thought of it. Silence, until I said, "Well, it's very pretty", and the class erupted into laughter.

"Pretty? I'll give you pretty", yelled the teacher and hit me with the mat several times: cue more laughter. The entire class got detention which involved drawing a mosque.

The next year I wrote a story about a young Hindu man being killed by a herd of stampeding sacred cows. I got a D that year, for 'lack of sensitivity to other religions'.
(Smale is stuffed, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 15:38, 2 replies)

was he
moOOwned down by them?
(spleenspleenspleen coffeeflavouredsugarcoatednicotine, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 16:35, closed)

that joke is
udderly ridiculous
(Dan dan dan They tik urh jerbs!!!, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 16:30, closed)