Laminating Tricolore Books
I was in the thicky french class at school. The last day of term they obviously assumed we would learn nothing more due to our tiny brains. Instead of learning we were asked to laminate the new 1st years Tricolore books.

We were given clear stickyback plastic and scissors and told to get to work whilst the teacher went of for a fag/drink/sex/whatever.

Aged 14 we also had an abundance of pubic hair, well not for long as that made its way to the inside cover of the text book.

No way to remove without ruining the book, the crime wouldnt have been discovered until the new term. It was never mentioned but the thought of some young girl excited about learning a new language confronted by a clump of pubes amuses me to this day.
(CaptainSpunker, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 16:10, 4 replies)

Nasty
I wouldn't wish laminated public hair on anyone.
(sabre-tooth monkey, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 16:18, closed)

"private" hair
would have been pure comedy
(spleenspleenspleen coffeeflavouredsugarcoatednicotine, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 16:23, closed)

Fuck I hated French.
Just seeing the word Tricolore brings it all back to me. I hated that book even more than Ecce Romane.
( The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Sat 10 Sep 2011, 0:21, closed)

The fucking theme music on the tapes still haunts me to this day :(

Diddly-dee-dee diddly-dee...
( Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Sat 10 Sep 2011, 14:49, closed)