PROTECT MY BUSH!
One of our softy Science teachers split our class into groups of 4 (groups chosen by ourselves – idiot!) and gave us 4 weeks (8 lessons) to write a `Green’ newspaper based on saving the environment.

I was team leader and had no taste for school and a lesser taste for science at that time so my pals and I took this as an opportunity do feck all for 8 lessons and then at the end of 4 weeks we handed in a hand drawn (by yours truly) topless Page 3 model with only a tree to protect her modesty down below. It was under the header `PROTECT MY BUSH’.

Teacher was not amused. We were very proud.
( DUMBLONDE is a rubber lover girl, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 16:27, 13 replies)

Maybe you should have
saved paper by handing in nothing?
(apeloverage committed the vile act of onanism on, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 16:52, closed)

She didn't hand in nothing

(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 16:58, closed)

So, let me get this straight.
Your teacher gave you the opportunity to do something that could have been interesting, allowed you the freedom to do it in whatever way you wanted, allowed you the responsibility of choosing your own working parters, and generally tried to treat you like adults, and you pissed all over it and did fuck all and you're PROUD?

Excellent. Just excellent.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 16:58, closed)

This was always going to be the risk this week.
I suddenly feel very old, with the constant dissaproval this question is bringing out of me.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 17:04, closed)

It's not us being old, mate. It's them being cunts.
Some of these stories are funny. Teachers appreciate a decent bit of comedy or prank as much as the next person. But, being offered a chance to act like an adult and behaving like a toddler is not funny or something to be proud of. It's no fucking wonder it's so hard to get good teachers to stay in the job.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 17:07, closed)

^^^^ This
I wouldn't be a teacher if you paid me. Which...they kinda do I guess.

I always hope that the kids these days are no more little bastards than we were when we were kids and it's just that we get older and forget (I'm 30) the lack of respect, but I'm not convinced this is true.
( AWPS, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 17:13, closed)

In fairness
this one is showing at least some self awareness with their username.

if only everyone was so honest. Although I suppose having people called fuckingwaster1 through 100 may get confusing.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 17:13, closed)

if we rename, i'll take fuckingwaster11

(CactusZack Shaved his coin purse on, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 18:00, closed)

bagsy AbsoluteCunt13.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 18:03, closed)

That takes care of the remaining 25%, then.
www.b3ta.com/questions/schoolnaughtiness/post1348283
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 19:37, closed)

Thanks for that

I'm sorry for taking amusement in something naughty & silly when I were a teenager. Thanks for taking my story and making it into an opportunity to pick on me.
Job well done. Sleep well.
( DUMBLONDE is a rubber lover girl, Sun 11 Sep 2011, 5:08, closed)

I found your story rather amusing,
but flounce away, if that's your thing.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sun 11 Sep 2011, 19:44, closed)

have a click
click
(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 16:04, closed)