Truancy..
I decided not to turn in once, convinced my mum and dad I was sick, roped my mate into joining me, stole his dads car, and spent the day driving round with my girlfriend.

I think my sister tried grassing me up because by all accounts my headmaster turned up at the house, but got chased off by the dog..

After leaving school, I almost started World War III by pissing about with some computers, while my sister fucked off to some holiday camp and had funny dance lessons from that bloke out of 'Ghost'
(danniekavanagh did nothing constructive on, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 19:06, 6 replies)

Then you married a horse.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 20:05, closed)

Such a shame replies can't win

( Ghoti Fingers, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 22:18, closed)

^^^ This

(McChinaman banned, Sat 10 Sep 2011, 2:29, closed)

God, I hate that horse and all it's shit films

(wehttamman via B3ta for microwave, Sat 10 Sep 2011, 4:26, closed)

Your not real.
Your just a figment of your mates imagination.

(accordind to the theory that the whole of FBDO takes place in camerons head)
(Gru being trolled since 1998, Sat 10 Sep 2011, 8:44, closed)

Oh yeah..
I forgot about that, damn..

A perfect 'I love horses' link opportunity totally lost.
(danniekavanagh did nothing constructive on, Sat 10 Sep 2011, 20:20, closed)