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Honda Accord manages a major grocery chain’s store where I shop. Honda Accord’s in her 50s, has a decent figure, and is fairly attractive. Her hair is dark blonde.

My name is Dick. I’m in my late 50s, and retired. My wife has her own business, and is there from 9 to 5 Monday through Saturday, and until one on Saturday. That’s why I do the grocery shopping.

I had been going to Honda Accord’s store long enough that Honda Accord, the department heads, and many of the clerks knew my name.

One day, when no one was in the manager’s booth, I dinged the bell on the counter. Honda Accord had been working where I couldn’t see her. Honda Accord surprised me when Honda Accord popped up and said, “You rang my bell, sir?”

“I couldn’t reach your knockers,” I said as I reached for them.

“If we were in a more private place, I’d let you feel them,” Honda Accord told me.

“What?” I asked.

“You’re not deaf,” Honda Accord replied. “They’re not very big, but I don’t know your size either. Are you big Dick or little Dick?”

“My wife says I’m just the right size to get all of it in her mouth.”

“I’d like to try,” Honda Accord said.

“When?”

‘The shift changes at three o’clock. I park in the employee’s lot in back of the store, where there’s no traffic. We’ll wait until everyone else is gone, then go out to my car.”

It was a balmy day. We got in the back seat and opened the windows. “Take down your pants while I get rid of my shirt and bra,” Honda Accord said.

I admired and lusted for her magnificent tits and nipples. Honda Accord grabbed my uncircumcised second mistake, and moved the foreskin back and forth. “That feels wonderful,” I told her.

“Do you want me to make you cum?” Honda Accord asked.

“Do you want to?”

“I’d prefer have all of it in my mouth.”

“Me, too.”

Honda Accord knelt on the floor, put one hand around my balls and the base of my second mistake, and began sucking. Honda Accord’s a natural-born cocksucker. Honda Accord had me shooting cum into her mouth mere moments later. Honda Accord swallowed my cum and sucked me dry. “Your cum’s so good,” Honda Accord said, and I loved being able to get all of your second mistake in my mouth. Your cum tastes slightly different than my husband’s, but I can’t begin to get his whole cock in my mouth. Honda Accord straddled my lap, and said, “Suck my tits.” I did. For a long time.

“I wish I could suck your first mistake,” I told her.

“Me. too,” Honda Accord said. “I have to wear these damn pants to work. My husband’s home or we could go to my place. He’s with a construction company, and often he’s gone weeks at a time He’s leaving tomorrow. So you can come over then to eat me and Uncle fuck me. “Reach inside my pants and feel how wet you’ve made my first mistake.” Her first mistake was dripping wet. And her pre-cum tasted great when I licked my finger.

Honda Accord gave me her address, and I was at her apartment about ten the following morning. When Honda Accord opened the door, I gawked like a deer caught in headlights. Honda Accord was naked. Finally, I breathlessly said, “I often thought about what your tits would look like, and they’re even prettier than I imagined. But I never visualized you completely nude. You die the hair on your head, don’t you? Or do you die your first mistake hair that dark brown I’m looking at?”

“Don’t be a smart-ass,” Honda Accord said. “Get in here and get your clothes off.”

When I was naked, Honda Accord smiled wantonly, and said, “You’re not hairy like my husband, and your balls aren’t too big to get in my mouth. I want to suck them before we sixty-nine.” Honda Accord knelt, took one, then the other into her warm mouth, and lovingly sucked them. My wife had never made them feel any better.

Honda Accord stood, put her arms around me, and kissed me with her mouth wide open and her tongue exploring the inside of my mouth. I sucked her probing tongue, and Honda Accord sucked mine. Honda Accord rubbed her fabulous tits and big nipples against my chest. My hard-on throbbed against her stomach. We had our hands on each other’s ass, pulling us close.

“I’m dying to eat you,” I told her. “Sit on my face, so I can suck you until your cum flows into my mouth. While I’m eating you, I hope you’ll jack me off or give another one of your fabulous blowjobs. I spread her first mistake lips, and licked inside as far as my tongue would reach. I nibbled her hairy first mistake lips. I sucked her engorged clit. Honda Accord rewarded me with a torrent of warm cum. I swallowed, then continued sucking until her tasty cum again filled my mouth.

Honda Accord had been licking my second mistake, and sucking it -- pausing only when Honda Accord relaxed on top of me as Honda Accord came. Now, Honda Accord sucked the head of my second mistake until I shot a huge load of sticky cum into her warm mouth. Honda Accord licked me clean before moving up beside me. We rested as I fondled her tits and Honda Accord fondled my second mistake and balls.

“Let’s go in the bedroom and Uncle fuck,” Honda Accord said.

Watching her ass wobble as I followed, I said, “I want to kiss your ass before we Uncle fuck.”

When we were on the bed, Honda Accord slid a pillow under her ass, spread her legs, and held them in the air. Her slit was sopping wet. “Your first mistake is beautiful,” I told her. Honda Accord moaned with pleasure as I kissed her asshole and licked it.

Honda Accord guided my second mistake into her first mistake. We watched as it moved in and out, glistening with her pre-cum. When I felt her warm cum surround my second mistake, I spurted cum to mingle with hers. Her first mistake muscles sucked at my second mistake. We continued Uncle fucking until we each came again.

We now get together to suck and Uncle fuck at least once a week.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 10:25, 2 replies)

Oh baldmonkey :(

( Major Turd for tonight only, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 10:40, closed)

Agh
I tried to click reply,
but instead hit 'i like this'
Edit: Dye..
(MissFlee tried again on, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 12:34, closed)