Secret SantaAh, the joy of giving anonymously. Squeal as your boss is given a porn mag for christmas. Out your colleagues with a carefully chosen Gaydar Radio compilation album, but best of all, keep quiet about picking your own name out of the hat and buy yourself something really, really expensive.
What have you given to people you hate?
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chthonic, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 10:03)
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well, he was a football psychoand one of the partner lawyers in the company, alcoholic and neurotic. needless to say i fancied him and flirted as much as i was able to. much delight when pulled his name out of the hat. so day one it was a soft porn mag with erm ladies with erm curves (as myself), next day pint of lager from local bar to ease the morning hangover. appreciation letter to secret santa (we have special corporate email adress for that too) showed i'm moving into the right direction. wednesday it was a club calendar with all bds of all players of his team. thursday - some food (home cooked). friday - disclosure party - i got my gift of a boy. mmmmmmmmmmm. before we both got drunk we managed to stick the cd of "the best of bollywood music" under our CEO office door labeled "don't be homesick". he is indian.
(, Fri 15 Dec 2006, 13:13, Reply)
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